Today Show’s Sylvia Jeffries addresses the parliamentary ‘bonking ban’ on Fitzy & Wippa

‘Screwing the country still fair game.’

Today’s Sylvia Jeffries joined Nova newsreader Matt de Groot for a Headline Off with Nova 96.9’s Fitzy & Wippa.

The two guests were challenged to come up with media headlines for trending news stories, including the parliamentary ‘bonk ban’ and the Jennifer Aniston / Justin Theroux split. 

‘Malcolm Turnbull has told everyone in the office they’re not allowed to have sex. It’s the parliament bonking ban,’ Fitzy announced. 

Matt offered the headline ‘Screwing the country still fair game,’ too much applause in the Nova studio, until Wippa pointed out that the line had been doing the rounds on social media.

‘It’s okay … it’s getting around as a tweet. There’s a meme going around.’

‘If you’re gonna cheat, cheat well, mate,’ sledged Sylvia, who then offered ‘I’m Sylvia Jeffries, don’t talk to me about office relationships’.

Listen to the full Headline Off below. 


 

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